
Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Leon Schuster
Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Alfred Ntombela
Alf (Shorty)

Sean Higgs
Heinz
Brent Palmer
Zach

Tanit Phoenix
Sexy Nurse

Matthew Dylan Roberts
Jean Pierre

Siobhan Hodgson
Maggie

Emily Child
Marge
Karl Jansen
Yoti
Maria Velanac
Yugi
Brent Palmer
Zach
Helen Li
Chow Fang
Guilherme escobar
Jose
Mehboob Bawa
Rajin
Shirley Nixon
Melon lady
Ronald France
Melon man

Chris April
Spaza owner
Elton Jansen
Singing beggar
Marilyn Persson
Sister Naude

Alistair Davis
Airbag guy
Sarah-Kate Seaward
House owner
Paddy Cavanagh
Old lady in car park
Oliver Bailey
Spaza shop thief

Gray Hofmeyr
BEE guy
Sarah Muhoho
Woman in labour

Sean Redpath
Italian holiday maker
Duncan Wheatley
Vuvuzela guy
Alan Boesak
Self

Rob van Vuuren
Self
Helen Zille
Self
Peter de Villiers
Self
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